ryanroasts:

if u dont think i’d do some fucked up shit for concert tickets then u are dead wrong 

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rosalui:

this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME

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coluring:

the struggle when you just ate but you’re still hungry

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whitepaperquotes:

Handwritten by whitepaperquotes contributor Hannah

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airoe:

regigigas-fils-aime:

I AM 1,000% ALL ABOUT FARM MEMES

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"

Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

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imprintonmymind:

on-another-note:

Welp, good thing I got my tattoos for the approval of men and judgmental “news” anchors who are obviously the resident experts on what’s attractive..

Well no one finds a face with no expression attractive but you don’t hear me making public speeches about botox

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

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fun first date ideas: overthrow ur government w/ the bae

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